Acceptance Friday

Might not draw as many followers as college football's Seperation Saturday, but I find it noteworthy nonetheless.

Monkeybicycle accepted a One-Sentence story I submitted to them a little while back and it is up today.

Also, Nanoism has accepted a compact piece I created with tiny sentences. It should appear in late January.

Pretty excited about both as I love both of these online journals.

Thanks so much Steven and Ben!

You Know What Happens When You Ass-u-me...

My story "Incorrect Assumptions are Made During Smear the Queer at St. Oliver's Catholic Grade School" is now live at Northville Review.

And currently the record-holder for longest title. Get Some.

Thanks so much Erin!

Hair Today...

I have a fun little coif-related piece up at dogzplot.

Thanks Barry.

Repping Sconny Nation

How do you like this?

It's nice when Wisconsinites get in the news for things other than, well, this.

Playoff Baseball

Playoff baseball is awesome. Baseball is sort of like beer. Beer is good anytime, but it's great on a boat or a Saturday or sipped out of a glass boot at a German Ale House with a polka band playing She's Too Fat for Me.

The playoffs are the German Ale House of baseball.

Welcome Back

Did anyone catch that start? Wow. Why was he throwing the ball so hard on 2-yard screens? It reminded me of the scene from ELF where Will Ferrell is dominating the snowball fight.

Settle down Brent.

New Story at FaW

Hook, Line & Sinker is now live at Fiction at Work. Thank you to Toby and everyone at FaW.

On an unrelated note, tomorrow is August. That's wild.